The Nicest Thing

Sorry for not posting.

Summer.
I miss my friends.
I made new friends.
I'm up until 4:30 every night.
I fell in love...


I love summer.
<3

Sure he lives 140 miles away, but I guess things always work out how they're supposed to.

:)

symbolism?

I'll tell you how I feel using robots.

Robots are super, they make me smile.

However, it always seems like somewhere down the line, someone messes up...
and the robot develops, hatred, if you will. Maybe anger is a better word. Disappointment. Boredom.

I don't want that to happen this time.
I don't want to mess this up.

Sorry guys, you know I'm crazy.

It would all make sense if you were me!
You only wish you could be so stunningly cool;)

strictly business

Why are there blogs? Why do people blog? Why do I blog?
I'm afraid it just doesn't make any sense.

These are from this website.

Yo momma so dumb she studied for a drug test!

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Yo mama so old she knew the Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mama like a bowling ball: She's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter.

Yo daddy's so ugly, he couldn't get laid in a monkey whore house with a bag of bananas

Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

Yo Momma so short that she has to hold up a sign that says, "Don't Spit! I Cant Swim!"

Yo mama so po she can't even afford the last two letters.

Yo mama teeth are so yellow, I can't believe its not butter.

Yo momma so black, when the police shot at her, the bullets came back for flashlights!

✿

when your heart doesn't know what to do.

Whenever I go to my friend Emily's house, I always meet some interesting characters. Her fourth of July party was last night, and there were so many weird moments, it was almost uncomfortable.

• I met a thirteen year old boy who was entertaining 75% of the time, but the other 25% of the time, he was trying to touch somebodies feet. Or elbows.
  
• I saw a 8 year old incorrectly use the word "perverted."
• As I'm getting on the trampoline, a six year old girl asks, "Are you gay?" I'm like, "What?" Then she points at my friend Larissa and says "Do you like her?" I politely respond with, "No, I hate her, and she hates me."
• A 12 year old boy claps his shoes at me. Then he hits me with them. So I grab his arm, and he grabs my chest and tries to throw me to the ground. He is unsuccessful.
• Emily's step-mom has this thing where boys and girls have to be separated after a certain hour. We were just hanging out with her little brother and his friends, watching them play video games... because we're totally going to attack fourteen year old boys.
  
• Emily and her boyfriend. Not going to elaborate there.
• This guy, Austin, is wearing jeans, when it was really hot out. Larissa shouts, "Wow, you're making me hot just looking at you!" Nice, Larissa.
• Emily, Larissa, and I got stuck watching these two little girls. We're like, what do you like doing for fun? They respond with playing dress up. We proceed with this activity, and then they say, "We're not allowed to play dress-up." What?
• Accidentally saying the n word in front of a black kid. (When quoting rap lyrics.)
  

The list continues endlessly.

Sigh. <3

I ruin movies for people.

Hey guys. I'm just sitting here watching The Karate Kid. I'd like to review a movie that I saw today. It's about Bad Teacher, starring Cameron Diaz, so if you don't want it ruined for you, try your best not to read it, because I will ruin it for you.

Not gonna lie, I hate going to movie theatres just because I have trouble sitting in one place for awhile. However, I thought this was a really good movie, despite a few things that kind of bugged me.

• First of all, tons of swearing. Tons. I don't mind swearing, but I quit swearing, so now it kind of bugs me... weird?
• Cameron Diaz playing with someones boobs.
• This one character who's last name was Squirrel.. she was just intolerable.
• Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake dry-humping. Fwgdfyuyewfiu. Gross

I really liked the story though. It was about an incompetent teacher who hated kids, and only cared about money. Her rich fiance breaks up with her, and she finds herself with a new, wealthy love interest (Justin Timberlake.) The thing is, he's only into girls with gigantic boobs, and, well, we all know Diaz isn't exactly blessed in that department. She intends to get breast augmentation, but on her meager salary, she doesn't have ten grand to spare for the implants. Diaz stops at nothing to raise this $10,000, from stealing money from a student car wash, to drugging the man who is in charge of distributing the required state testing to get a copy of the test, so she can win a bonus for having the class with the highest scores. In the end, she learns she's shallow, and heartless and whatnot, and I guess you could say she learns a lesson, but I'm not entirely sure. You'll have to go see the movie for yourself to make your own judgment! :)

<3

lemonade

I felt like such a badass today
.

I'm obsessed with James Franco

I feel so trapped by this town. D:

The best blog ever.
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P.S, it's 3:00 a.m.

Mmmm, Freaks & Geeks time.

New favorite show. ^^