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I felt like such a badass today
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I'm obsessed with James Franco

I feel so trapped by this town. D:

The best blog ever.
Vixen Vintage

P.S, it's 3:00 a.m.

Mmmm, Freaks & Geeks time.

New favorite show. ^^

*giraffe noise*

HEY GUYS
GUESS WHO'S SUPER EXCITED AND CAN'T SLEEP?

I don't know, probably someone... I can't sleep, but I'm not really excited.
Bah, insomnia.

I shall write a tutorial!

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Sleeping For the Less Than Intelligent, by Ashley
So, you want to sleep? Why? Is it because everybody's doing it? Is it because you want to look chipper and attractive like everyone else? Here's a step by step guide on how to be a conformist. If you are a vampire, and/or nonconformist and don't sleep, please disregard this post entirely.

Tools
- eyelids
- a place to lie down, or sit comfortably
- realistic expectations
- darkness, and/or a lack of annoying noise
- pillows, blankets, and pajamas [optional;)]

1. Turn off lights, sign out of blogger, shut your music off, and shut your door.
2. lay down in your comfortable place, and shut your eyes.
3. Try to find cracks in your eyelids.
4. Don't think, you won't fall asleep if you think.
5. You won't know it, but at a point, you'll fall asleep... as long as you don't think.
6. Magically, a few seconds after you shut your eyes, it will be light out, and someone will force you to get up, and start your entire routine over again.

Tips: Don't have a facebook.
Don't have a blog.
Don't have texting.
Don't have a twitter.
Don't use StumbleUpon.
Don't think.
Don't tell yourself you have to fall asleep.
Don't think this post is legit medical advice.

-If this guide doesn't work for you, well I guess you're in the same position I'm in. Stuck in friggin italics. Also, try a different tutorial. Or listen to ocean noises, or Mozart. I personally listen to Mozart when I'm trying to fall asleep. Wow, you're still reading this? Omg. You're worse than me. Man. That's rough.

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What kind of noise do giraffes make?
I'd really like to know.
Just throwin' that out there.

Comment. ^_^ :)

Zzzzzzzz

There are things that are worth getting upset over. There are things that people say you shouldn't get upset over, but you get upset over anyways. I'm not really sure what type of scenario this is, but I'm going to be upset, and very, very frustrated.

Recently... my computer had a little accident. A heart attack, if you will. It just... died. Suddenly. We tried our best to revive it... & we managed to get a system restoration operation going. It's alive again, but it's blank. It's like I just got a brand new computer. All my pictures are gone. There's no music. I had to re-install yahoo messenger, and I had to re-install stumbleUpon, and Microsoft Office. What really hurts the most, though, is that all my stories, all my writing, is gone. Poof. An entire year's worth. I just got this computer last summer. So, I'm going to start doing all my writing on actual paper. Darn dependence on technology. Bah.

Wait..?
I burned all my notebooks.
Lol whatever.
>:\

veni, vidi, vici

Happy Father's Day.

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unrelated, but wonderful. -->

beautiful

I love to see people in love.
Not like, saying 'I love you', after two days love.
I mean when you can tell two people truly have feelings for each other.
When they radiate a light everyone around them can feel.
It's just the sweetest thing.

Anyways. I have a town I recently fell in love with. It's called Lexington. People think, uhm, wow, it's Lexington, no big deal. Yet, I adore the place. Weird? Probably. Do I care? Haven't really given that much thought.

Since summer vacation started, I've been feeling so... happy. I don't know what it is. Everything is calm... lighthearted. It's the season where the time doesn't matter. Nights blur with days and there's always somewhere to go, and something to do. We can spend time outside and murder our skin with sunlight and not care because we just love the weather too much. We're not dealing with teachers trying to act like our parents, and so many more people talk to us like we're adults. We can go anywhere and make friends. We just keep laughing and smiling and realize that when we have all the time in the world, we realize we don't have any time to stress. Summer vacation has always been magical, but summer 2011.. it's going to be different, it's going to be more real than any summer before. Maybe I'll feel different tomorrow, maybe I'll still be posting this annoying banter and maybe you'll still be reading it.

Really, quit reading it and get outside. It doesn't get dark until after ten.
That's when the fireflies come out. :P

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.

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So. Technically, I would say it's the first day of Summer Vacation.
What a better way to celebrate the closing of sophomore year, than to burn all of the papers and notebooks from the year?

Pictured above is Emily and Trevor. He's a pyromaniac. :)
Bonfire's are my favorite. A great way to spend time with people, and, well, there's so much more to the story I want to explain but.. I just can't.
I don't have pictures of everyone, but my friends included the greatest: Timothy, William (E, not P, for those who know them.) Emily Rose, Laureeciah, & Alicia. Oh, and Shayne. I feel bad because I keep forgetting he was here.
Others were supposed to come.. but ya know, they bailed.
Nick and Kyle
I don't really mind though, to be totally honest, because tonight was perfect.
Bonfire. Friends. Lightning bugs. A trip to the cemetery. A trip out back. Purple hairspray. Homosexual Jews.
You have no idea.
That's me and my best friend. We're adorable. She's spending the night.
Have you ever met someones mom, who was so open, that they talked about anything?
That's my mom. She was discussing this girl's vaginal reconstruction with a girl she was meeting for the first time. Everyone loves her. Unless they're afraid of people. Then you won't like her, because she's as real as it gets.

It's one of my favorite things in the world to go to bed happy.
I know tomorrow night will probably be rough, and I'll probably not be happy anymore...
..but I think I'm gonna enjoy this feeling for now.

I THINK there might be a few more pictures on my mom's camera, these are just from mine and my phone. I'll check 'em out in a few, and probably upload them tomorrow.

I have to be quiet, daddy and mommy are sleeping and little miss Emily pants is on the phone with her lover. They're so darn sweet. :p

angus

Read About My Boredom.

Have you ever made out with someone you weren't dating?
That's personal.
Plus, I don't really understand what you mean by 'dating.'
You could mean someone who wasn't my boyfriend,
or someone I wasn't going on 'dates' with.
You must be more specific.

Is there a difference between the word 'best friend' and 'friend'?
Yes. Saying someone is your best friend makes you feel like you have to prove something. Like you have standards you have to live up to. So I just have good friends.

Do you miss anyone?
Of course I do... nobody unbearably though.

Can you recall the last time you sincerely liked someone?
I don't know, actually.
I don't do hardcore crushes.


When is the last time someone of the opposite sex gave you a hug?
Today.

Who is your celebrity crush?
Christofer Drew Ingle
<3
He's sexy. Google his delightful face.

Can you touch your toes?
yepma'am

Do you take walks often?
I do so to think about things.

Is silence really golden?
Be quiet, to prevent the ignorance from seeping out.

Do you have any interesting tattoos/piercings?
My nose piercing has quite a story to it.

Are you afraid to grow up?
I don't want to but I'm not afraid to.

Who were you with last night?
My cat Feg.

Can you count past 100?
I can count past 200.

What language do you want to learn?
something sexy. like douchebag. that way i'd always know what the fuckas were talking about.

Any upcoming vacations?
nothing is legit planned except PHOTOGRAPHY CAMP(:

If you could marry anyone, who would it be?
JUSTIN BIEBER!!
Wait - no.
I just realized I'm not into women.
Pete Wentz though.. now he's sexy.

Do you care what people think of you?
We all do to an extent.

Would you call yourself smart?
"Hey Ashley. You're freaking intelligent."
I just did.

Do you like to read?
Very much so. Tv guides. Cereal boxes. Novels.

Have you ever touched an elephant?
I've touched a human water buffalo.
Involuntarily of course.

Plans for tomorrow?
High School, transporting the grandmother to the chiropractor.


Confessions:

Is anything wrong?
Oh, nothing.
Except.. ya know.

How long ago was your last kiss?
Uhmm. End of April.
It didn't mean anything, though.


When was your last date?
The EXACT same answer to the previous question.


Do you have a good relationship with your parent(s)?
Like every other day.

What did you do for your last birthday?
A couple weeks before, I walked down to my basement.
Maddi's face pops out. What? Hell. Eleven more people pop out.
This guy I liked popped out.
Why are these people in my basement..
oh, a surprise party.
Thanks guys, I look horrible, and you rape my basement with your festivities.

What were you doing at midnight last night?
I was outttt.

Name something you CANNOT wait for?
Ohh, haha. Can't talk about it on here.

What's your favorite season?
Spring for the weather.
Summer for the activities.
Winter for the holidays.
Autumn.. well I don't really like Autumn.

Have you ever talked to Tom?
I have an uncle Tom.

Last thing you ate/drank?
Coca Cola, english muffin.
Healthy, right?

Have you ever ran with scissors?
Everyday of my life.
It's thrilling. Makes my heart beat faster.

Who’s making you feel the way you are right now?
The cast of Easy A.

Most visited web page?
Facebook.
Stupid question.

Coke or Pepsi?
Coke ftw.

Looking forward to something this weekend?
Hell nah i'll be studying for finals.

How many siblings do you have?
Zero. :(

Do you have any pets?
I have a dog. Some cats. Some birds. Some fishes.


What's your favorite number?
Seventeen.

What are you watching right now?
Easy A!

Do you know how to swim?
Way to throw that in my face, bitch.

Is good grammar attractive?
It's adorable. A man who knows the difference between their there, they're, and their, has a special place in my heart.


Friend confessions:

Are you jealous of one or more of your friends?
Sure.

Have you known any of your friends your whole life?
Noo.

Are any of your friends taller than you?
Who in the world is taller than 5'2"?


Have you ever been ditched by a friend?
Every friend.

Where do your friends live?
Haley, 2nd, foley, cribbins, kennefic, duce, morris, kilgore, jeddo, yale, etcetera

Have you lost or forgotten a friends phone number?
I've forgotten a friends name

Have you been to most of your friends house?
Nope. Most people come to my house.

Love confessions:

Do you currently like someone?
A teeny tiny crush you could say

Do you get bored of your girlfriend/boyfriend easily?
If there's no excitement

Has one of your crushes ever called you self centered before?
Yep. He's all like, "you're self-centered!" and I'm like.. okay. you're an asshole.

Personal opinion confessions:

Who do you want for President?
An asian woman who speaks in a canadian accent.

Do you think abortions are horrible?
I think women should do what they want.

Needles aren't so horrible?
They're not bad.

You have plenty of secrets that you share with...?
I don't have plenty of secrets.

Other confessions:

Do you enjoy drama?
Like he said/she said boooshit?
No.

Who was the last person that said "i love you" to you?
My daddy!

Have you guys read about my boredom? You better have.

foolish

You're arrogant.
You're careless, and you're malicious.
What are you trying to prove?
Are you trying to get people to like you?
There's a reason why everyone hates you. You're a nark, you're embarrassing, and you're far from threatening.
You're about a higher power.
Yet you preach intolerance and hate.

I had a reason to call you a douche. She had a reason to call you a dick.

You're hypocritical. You behave as if, you reign above all of us.
You're naive. You say we're stupid, you say we don't know what we're talking about.
Is it odd we're usually right in the end of our arguments?

You can dish it out. You call others names, that you don't know the meaning of the word.

But you can't take it.

You can't handle if someone trashes something you believe in. It breaks your heart.

Yet you spit on homosexuals and the like.
I'm straight, but your intolerance is getting out of hand.

The first day I met you, I saw it in your eyes something I would never be able to accept.
Ironic, right? How I can't accept the fact that you're not accepting?

You're cowardly, and ignorant.

I shan't judge another until they've judged me, which explains this post.

I wonder if anyone's name in particular will pop into the minds of those who read this. I'm pretty sure all of my readers know the person I'm talking about, or they know someone just like him.