I ruin movies for people.

Hey guys. I'm just sitting here watching The Karate Kid. I'd like to review a movie that I saw today. It's about Bad Teacher, starring Cameron Diaz, so if you don't want it ruined for you, try your best not to read it, because I will ruin it for you.

Not gonna lie, I hate going to movie theatres just because I have trouble sitting in one place for awhile. However, I thought this was a really good movie, despite a few things that kind of bugged me.

• First of all, tons of swearing. Tons. I don't mind swearing, but I quit swearing, so now it kind of bugs me... weird?
• Cameron Diaz playing with someones boobs.
• This one character who's last name was Squirrel.. she was just intolerable.
• Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake dry-humping. Fwgdfyuyewfiu. Gross

I really liked the story though. It was about an incompetent teacher who hated kids, and only cared about money. Her rich fiance breaks up with her, and she finds herself with a new, wealthy love interest (Justin Timberlake.) The thing is, he's only into girls with gigantic boobs, and, well, we all know Diaz isn't exactly blessed in that department. She intends to get breast augmentation, but on her meager salary, she doesn't have ten grand to spare for the implants. Diaz stops at nothing to raise this $10,000, from stealing money from a student car wash, to drugging the man who is in charge of distributing the required state testing to get a copy of the test, so she can win a bonus for having the class with the highest scores. In the end, she learns she's shallow, and heartless and whatnot, and I guess you could say she learns a lesson, but I'm not entirely sure. You'll have to go see the movie for yourself to make your own judgment! :)

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