when your heart doesn't know what to do.

Whenever I go to my friend Emily's house, I always meet some interesting characters. Her fourth of July party was last night, and there were so many weird moments, it was almost uncomfortable.

• I met a thirteen year old boy who was entertaining 75% of the time, but the other 25% of the time, he was trying to touch somebodies feet. Or elbows.
  
• I saw a 8 year old incorrectly use the word "perverted."
• As I'm getting on the trampoline, a six year old girl asks, "Are you gay?" I'm like, "What?" Then she points at my friend Larissa and says "Do you like her?" I politely respond with, "No, I hate her, and she hates me."
• A 12 year old boy claps his shoes at me. Then he hits me with them. So I grab his arm, and he grabs my chest and tries to throw me to the ground. He is unsuccessful.
• Emily's step-mom has this thing where boys and girls have to be separated after a certain hour. We were just hanging out with her little brother and his friends, watching them play video games... because we're totally going to attack fourteen year old boys.
  
• Emily and her boyfriend. Not going to elaborate there.
• This guy, Austin, is wearing jeans, when it was really hot out. Larissa shouts, "Wow, you're making me hot just looking at you!" Nice, Larissa.
• Emily, Larissa, and I got stuck watching these two little girls. We're like, what do you like doing for fun? They respond with playing dress up. We proceed with this activity, and then they say, "We're not allowed to play dress-up." What?
• Accidentally saying the n word in front of a black kid. (When quoting rap lyrics.)
  

The list continues endlessly.

Sigh. <3