Why are there blogs? Why do people blog? Why do I blog?
I'm afraid it just doesn't make any sense.
These are from this website.
Yo momma so dumb she studied for a drug test!
Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
Yo mama so old she knew the Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama like a bowling ball: She's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter.
Yo daddy's so ugly, he couldn't get laid in a monkey whore house with a bag of bananas
Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"
Yo Momma so short that she has to hold up a sign that says, "Don't Spit! I Cant Swim!"
Yo mama so po she can't even afford the last two letters.
Yo mama teeth are so yellow, I can't believe its not butter.
Yo momma so black, when the police shot at her, the bullets came back for flashlights!
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